Nothing is more awkward than to be known to be awkward enough to be asked to post to awkwardturtle.c...

Awkward moment your doing a test in school and you fart and everyone turns round and says eggie not me haha

Sitting on the bog as you do (#2) and my dog pushes the door open sits in front of me, ****s her head too one side, looks at me then proceeds to crap on the floor and walks off leaving me doing my business staring at hers.

Nothing more awkward when you see someone and they say "Hi." you anticipated that they were gonna say, "How are you," so you say, "Fine" or "Good."

I was spazzing to my favorite song on the radio and I made eye contact with the hot guy in the car next to me...while eating a large banana and having a spaz attack.

I was at my friend’s sleepover and we just got out of the pool. I was changing in her room, which faces the outside, and the window was open. As usual, I was oblivious, and just started changing. I walked out to the kitchen, and my friend’s like “why didn’t u shut the window? We just saw u changing!” I was soooo embarrassed... it was really awkward! :L

When I was two, I went to a toy shop and just had to have a little red broom. My parents bought it. I insisted I would take this cheap plastic broom wherever I went. Later, we went to the zoo (along with the plastic broom in my stroller) and I saw a elephant leaves an enormous mountain from his butt. A little boy next to us questioned, "Yuhck!!! Who's cleaning that up!?" My father takes out the little red broom, And states, "here you go!" The little boy's eyes widen as he is handed the little, red plastic broom... Awkward moment for the boy...

NOTHING is more awkward than being in the restroom at work (#2) and someone else comes in. And, trying to wait until they are done to proceed. Awkward. O.ö

Congratulations to baldfatguy for winning another Awkward Turtle shirt from conchtees.com! He has proven once again that he is one of the most awkward people on the Internet. =)

Last week I was rock climbing at an indoor gym. A guy, who is sort of a friend, comes up to me and says, "Hey...I can belay you any day." At that time, I was currently belaying a friend while she was climbing a wall. I couldn't move because that would result in her falling so I had no choice but to stand there and let the awkwardness continue.

I was walking into the San Francisco International airport two years ago. As I walked from the parking garage to the stairway which leads down the stairs to the terminals, there was a family of three approaching the stairwell as well. The child was a boy of about three who had run ahead of his parents far enough that he entered the stairwell first, followed by me, and then his parents. Well, after about three steps, he became unsure that he would be safe descending the whole set of stairs on his own, and without taking his eyes from the stairs he reached back and grabbed my hand to steady himself. I was too surprised to do anything but provide the kid the support he desired. After about five more steps, he looked into my eyes with a mixture of confusion and horror. The parents just laughed, so that eased the awkwardness a little.