So today during lunch, i was doing my awkward white girl dance in the middle of the courtyard and ev...

I was 13 years old when I first went snowboarding. I picked up on it pretty quickly but I still struggled with the chairlifts and tow ropes. The tow ropes at this particular location had black plastic bars attached to them and I noticed people would put it behind their backs so that it pushed you up. I tried it and it was going well at first. I suddenly lost my balance and fell. As I went down the black bar snagged my coat and started pulling me up the hill, on my stomach! It was impossible to detach from my snowboard and my coat quickly came up around my neck. To prevent my self from choking from my coat around my neck I needed to use both hands to hold on to my coat. As a result, my snow pants and boxers came down around my ankles. The person that was supposed to be watching the lift was else where so I suffered a very cold and embarrassing trip up the whole hill screaming at the top of my lungs. The people on the chairlifts and tow rope seemed to be enjoying themselves however.

I took a statistics for psychology midterm last semester, and the room I was writing in was boiling hot, so I took off my hoodie while writing the exam. I went to the front of the room to hand it in to the prof, and he furrowed his eyebrows as I did so, but I figured it was just because I was the first one to hand it in and he'd figured I'd given up instead of completing it. I was still warm, so I walked home without putting my hoodie back on, and received a few more odd looks on the way home. It wasn't until I got to my apartment, that I realized the shirt I was wearing underneath was completely translucent. I had inadvertently shown my middle-aged professor (not to mention those in the class who may have looked up from their exams, and everyone i passed in the street) my neon blue, black-polka dotted push-up bra (with various bows and ribbons) and my dice navel ring.

The 'That's what she said!' jokes are very popular around where I live. I'm the type of person that says something without thinking. Not good, especially in this case. I was with three older people and one that was a few years younger than me. We were all watching T.V. and a spokesperson was talking about how deep people could go and, of course, I blurted out (loudly might I add) "That's what she said!". Someone muted the T.V. and all four people in the room stopped mid conversation and looked at me with disgust splayed obviously all over their faces. Awkward.

This morning, I get a call from my best friend. What does she need? Help sexting her boyfriend. She's never done it before and she gets nervous and giggly even thinking about sex. In order to help her think of stuff to say back, she had to read the sexts he wrote to her out loud to me. Most awkward conversation on the phone ever? Yeah, I think so.

When I was younger, probably about 13 or 14, I went out to a chinese restaurant with the whole family for dinner. During the dinner, my brother had asked for someone to pass him a wetnap for his fingers, and me without thinking blurted out "We'd rather you have a wet nap than a wet dream". I realized the awkwardness of what I had said when my grandma looked at me horrified.

A couple of years ago when I was in Zellars with my friend, I got the hiccups. Now, my hiccups sound something like frogs exploding, so I was attracting a lot of odd glances, making me feel awkward already. As we passed by two ladies who worked there, one of them said to the other, "I want some of what SHE was drinking." If that wasn't bad enough, the guy I had a HUGE crush on then walked in, making me freak out and hide in one of the aisles. After he had passed, I realized that my hiccups were gone. I suppose the fear associated with a further awkward encounter caused my hiccups to go away.

That awkward moment when I was sitting in the living room with my mum, slagging this boyband I don't like, and my mum comes out with, "I've just bought you tickets to go see them!!" ...

So I had invited some friends to a charity event I was hosting about a month ago and one of my friends brought her roommate. As I greeted them at the door, my friend introduced me to her roommate. As I offered my right hand for a hand-shake, but she awkwardly reached over and shook my hand with her LEFT hand. Puzzled I stopped and stared for a moment, I then turned to my friend who in turn leaned in and whispered into my ear, “She only has one hand”.

One day, I wanted to surprise my husband with lunch at his job, so I pull up and walk in. I hand him his food, and I noticed his boss' door open. I peeped in so I could say, "Hi," only to find him shirtless holding a blowup doll. O_o

That awkward moment when I went to school wearing a blue sock and a black sock. That's what I get for getting dressed in the dark! #awkwardturtle